Kodwa bekungafanelanga ukuba alale ze, ngoko umntakwabo ngengazange afote uboya bakhe. Kwaye ngoku kufuneka amunce ipipi yakhe ukuze angayifaki le mifanekiso kwi-Intanethi. Yeyona nto ithandwayo ngubhuti omkhulu ukufumana oosisi abanjalo babelane ngesondo. Akayazi ukuba wayengenayo i-smartphone esandleni sakhe kwaye wayemane ehlutha kuye. Ngoko wayinika intombazana ipasi simahla. Ingase ndimenze impundu angabinankani!
Yhini mfo le yenzekayo! Kwaye amantombazana aqinile, awukwazi ukuwothusa ngeqela labafana. Ininzi idick! Omnye wabo uyityhalele apha, omnye phaya, musa ukuminxeka ngodaka lwakhe. Indlela abakwazi ngayo ukunceda wonke umntu, andikholelwa. Ihlathi lamaqhude kunye nolwandle lwe-cum. Baqumba kuwo wonke umzimba wamantombazana. Kwaye ukugalela kunye nokuthulula - ngokubanzi kuvela ukuba amantombazana athatha njengeshawa ye-sperm. Okuhle ukuba abazange baminxe.
Kwaye i-nerd yabonakala ilungile! Bendicinga ukuba umkhotha ngempundu. Kuyavela ukuba ungumntu othanda iimpundu. Uye wayitshova wade wayonyuka empundu. Kuyabonakala ukuba ibingekokuqala ngqa ukuba izithandani ziyizame - injakazi ayizange ishukume naxa ingena, inempundu elingana nale nto. Bendimane ndimbetha iimpundu ukuba ajinge kakuhle. Wayeza kwenza into elungileyo ngomlomo wakhe. Myeke aqhele ukuba lihule.
Molweni manene.