Inenekazi lingumzimba omkhulu kwaye libhetyebhetye kakhulu, kwaye liyi-ace ezimpundu! Ngokucacileyo kubonakala ukugubungela iqhude elingena kwi-anus, indoda ithatha ngokucacileyo injabulo enkulu. Ukwandisa ulonwabo ixesha elide, uyatshintshana phakathi kwempundu kunye nokufunxa, ukuze uhlale ixesha elide. Kodwa ayingawo onke amanenekazi avumayo, uninzi luthatha emlonyeni emva kokuphuma ezimpundu kuphela ukuba kuthathwe iimpundu kwikhondom.
Onjani umfoti onesiphithiphithi, i-paparazzi ekhohlakeleyo. Yangena nge balcony yaphantse yafaka ilens kwimpundu yentshontsho. Kwaye ulele apho ecinga, "Kutheni umyeni wam engathethi? Mhlawumbi yi-prank. Kwaye umyeni ucinga into efanayo ngaye, kwaye uqala ukuphosa eesileni ngakumbi! Kwaye yile ndlela bafumana ngayo isibini kwi-roll. Shit, kufuneka sivale iikhethini!
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